Babysitting-Bangarang
And so is the return of Healthy Snack days! send me suggestions and other tumblrs if you’d be so kind!

And so is the return of Healthy Snack days! send me suggestions and other tumblrs if you’d be so kind!

Update!

I’ve officially lost count of how many times I’ve accidentally hit Roxy in the head.

It’s not like i”m trying to! She’ll literally run in front of you and the swiftly lay down in your path.

I speak Cat, and even I don’t understand this cat.

DoucheBag

So the boys Dropped the D-bag word.

Now, Before you think ill of them, they and their mother were telling me a story. The Story goes that one of the teachers at the school was sick and had a substitute come in. That substitute wasn’t remotely close to being a good substitute, like, doing things that she and the school could get sued for. Eventually,  another teacher, who has tenure and is 2yrs. from retirement, comes into the class room to handle things, and in doing so called the Substitute a douchebag in front of the third grade class.

Niether of the boys know what the word means, but they know it’s a bad word. that, however, didn’t stop they from repeating it back and forth for a while.

Even Momboss was laughing.

We do this whenever we can

There’s a Reason Gaga Never Played Sports in School

One of our favorite games to play indoors (which often leads to injury and disaster) is tackle football.

I know what you’re thinking “That’s completely unsafe!”

and you’re right…but when you’re bored…

Anyway.

The Boy’s have a fairly large living/dining room area, so we usually run our plays across there and tackle into their large, fluffy leather couch.

So we were playing as Usual, and then suddenly TK calls out that our touchdown zone is his bed. So I made a quick b-line for Tk’s room and drove onto him bed.

and then Disaster struck.

Me being me, I was wearing my standard leather coat and hit the bed at the right angle to slip right off the bed.

Luckily, my neck broke my fall.

The boys thought it was hilarious, which it was, but we’re not playing that inside anymore

lol

Anything -But- Regular

One of the main things we do after school is chill down for a while and watch some TV.

And our top two favorite shows currently have been Adventure Time and Regular Show.

Needless to say it’s made it’s way into our daily interactions:

“Do you guys know what time it is?”

“It’s 4”

“No. It’s Adventure Time. Get in the car we’re going to the gas station for snacks.”

“Yay!!”

And of course when anything anything the least bit exciting, surprising, or Interesting happens, we go

“OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!”

Warning Max updates be coming!

While waiting for a friend to go to a pool and watching tv
Me: Hey! You guys wanna watch Swamp People!? (Fully expecting a no in responce)
Boys: YEAH!!!!!
Me: Yep, you're my kids
=)
Phineas and Ferb reference FTW

Thanks to Phineas and Ferb, I got to explain/talk about Georgia O’Keeffe! =D

Yay!

Level Up!
BlackStar: [Gaga] just turned level 13!
Me: You named a pokemon after me?
BlackStar: Yeah. They're supposed to be strong as a rock.
Me: Sounds about right *smile*
BlackStar: *smile*